Profile: Apologist

Welcome to the Plasmaforges


Real name: 
About him: 

Created in a far-off tech lab on the rad-deserts of Ancient Mars, the Apologist is a Terran-pattern class IV autolocuter, plated in gold iridium with a faulty clutch. Diesel powered, with a walnut dash, excellent mileage and a taste for synthale. There is just one careful owner on the books, and he has a user friendly interface. All offers considered.

In real life, he has no faults beyond a reckless lack of conceit regarding his Adonis-like physique, Einsteinian intellect and Casanovaesque sexual magnetism.

Oh, and a penchant for The Smiths.

This conversation is *over*!
This is definitely the last horde army I am making. (circa 1996)
I'm sorry, I was thinking about myself.

Army Information

Armies Played: 
The Praetors of Calth – Ultramarines
26th Lambs World – Imperial Guard
Braun II Skitarii – Adeptus Mechanicus

Getting to know you

Least favourite model ever: 
Metal chaos possessed
Personal GW bugbear: 
Pre-Slotta Bugbear
Favourite Arnie Quote: 

Chu are a choir boiy compared tu meeeee!

What ONE superhero power would you have?: 
The ability to create, with a single click of the fingers, a blinding flash of ennui (and possibly a dark Gauloise with rollneck and wistful expression combo)
Second most embarassing hobby: 
Bloody Awful Poetry