Profile: Apologist

Created in a far-off tech lab on the rad-deserts of Ancient Mars, the Apologist is a Terran-pattern class IV autolocuter, plated in gold iridium with a faulty clutch. Diesel powered, with a walnut dash, excellent mileage and a taste for synthale. There is just one careful owner on the books, and he has a user friendly interface. All offers considered.

In real life, he has no faults beyond a reckless lack of conceit regarding his Adonis-like physique, Einsteinian intellect and Casanovaesque sexual magnetism.

Oh, and a penchant for The Smiths.