Profile: Lucifer216

While you're reading this, I'm in your base, pwning ur men

Bio

Alias: 
Lucifer216 or "Rogal Porn", Absolute Black
About him: 

Carved by gnomes from a gleaming block of pure efficiency and steeped in filth.
Fact: Lucifer216 can lower the tone of any conversation within 4 words
Fact: Lucifer216 can construct a new army within 24 hours
Fact: Fluent in 15 languages of geek. Passable English.
Fact: Can gibber faster than you can listen
Fact: If Lucifer216 had been directing the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Liv Tyler would have gotten a bigger part and the pointless shots of two small men with furry feet gazing adoringly into each other's eyes would have been kept to an absolute minimum (possibly by having both barbequed and eaten by goblins within the first hour).

Favourite role model: Richard the Warlock, Lord of the thirteen hells, Master of the bones, Emperor of the black www.lfgcomic.com

Favourite non-homocidal role model: Richard the War Wizard www.terrygoodkind.com

Favourite unspeakable thing that should not be: Great Cthulhu (Yum! Yum!) www.macguff.fr/goomi/unspeakable/

(Why vote for the lesser evil?)

Mission in life: To mentally scar as many people as possible.

To this end he endorses the following links (not work safe....)

www.sexylosers.com/

www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20010510.html

www.southparkzone.com/episodes/814/Woodland-Critter-Christmas.html

In addition to painting vast quantities of toy soldiers, Lucifer216 used to play World of Warcraft on the Turalyon EU Server as Nestis (Undead Affliction Warlock), DominusNox (Orc Deathknight) and Ent (Tauren Druid).

He also has run Dark Heresy and Black Crusade campaigns. The former has taught him that grenades should not under any circumstances be left in the possession of a certain ex-soldier from Texas...

Quotes: 
Anticipated, N00b!
Roooooggaaaaalllll Dooooooorrrnnnnn!
I must admit...

Army Information

Armies Played: 
Stars of Dorn, Space Marines (AMORICA! FRACK YEAH!)
Word Bearers
Necrons
Legion of Everblight
Skorne
Cryx
Blood Angels
Grey Knights

Getting to know you

Least favourite model ever: 
The Space Clown of Doom (Nagash)
Personal GW bugbear: 
The lamentable decision to give James Swallow the Blood Angels, Graham McNeil's handling of Horus's fall to Chaos and GW's practice of treating a social hobby, underpinned by mass production facilities and low unit costs as a luxury, price-inelastic market.
Favourite Arnie Quote: 

Mongol: Conan, what is best in life?
Conan: To crush yoor eneemieees, to zee zem driven before you, and hear zee lamentations of ther veeemin

What ONE superhero power would you have?: 
Already has: being a mad scientist, leet dance-off skillz, Would like: Complete mastery over flesh.
Second most embarassing hobby: 
Gaming...