Skwadron Leader Squiggles

'Squiggles' is the head of Kaptin Nuzzgrond's Air Korps. He landed this role by being in the wrong place at the wrong time, and kept it by being surprisingly good at not getting shot down. Squiggles can be relied upon to perform impressively destructive pyrotechnic displays, but not always to kill what he was aiming for.

Nevertheless, there are no recorded incidents in which he has been shot down by hostile fire, a flawless record that he has maintained throughout the fighting on the moon of Monsterous, providing the Ork forces with virtually unchallenged air superiority at the Shattering of Tranquility Plains.